The Peridot Pig

Welcome! We have all kinds of quirky and peculiar goods for the particular people in your life. Art, jewelry, clothing and custom printed items. Let us know if we can help you create something special!
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We can design the perfect gift for your wedding, holiday, birthday or special event.
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Get Ready for Valentine's Day!

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Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Thanks for putting up with my <crap>". A little pile of poo is shown instead of the word "crap". Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Thanks for putting up with my crap
$6.00
Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "I'm happy urine my life". Get it?? Urine...You're in! It's perfect for that dad joke lover! Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - I'm happy urine my life
$6.00
Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "I STINKING LOVE YOU". It features a heart with little stars replacing the "O" in LOVE. Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - I Stinking Love You
$6.00
Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Sharing is Caring!". It features a heart with angel wings in the center. Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Sharing is Caring!
$6.00
Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Happy Valentine's Day!". This one has a cute face with little heart lips. Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Happy Valentine's Day!
$6.00
Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Urine my <heart> and soul!". Printed with fun hearts, this one is perfect for that terrible pun person! Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Urine my heart and soul
$6.00
Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "BABE, you're the <shit>" in bright color. A little steaming pile of poop replaces the profanity. Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Babe, you're the "sh#t"
$6.00
Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "LOVE the <crap> outta you" in bright red. A little steamy pile of poop is off to the side. Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Love the "crap" outta you
$6.00
Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "You are my favorite ass" in bright colors. It's decorated with hearts and an arrow. Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - You are my favorite ass
$6.00
Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "In case you get crap on Valentine's Day" in bright colors. We've included a box of crap candy as well! Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - In case you get crap on Valentine's Day
$6.00
Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some red crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Be like Cupid and aim!" in bright red. A vintage cupid flies overhead. Front view shown.
Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Be like Cupid and AIM!
$6.00
Why wait for Christmas?? This ornament features the colorful artwork of Cathy Pavia and would be the perfect gift for a cat lover or chef. You have a cool cooking kitty on the front, baking some little kitty snacks. They're dressed in a bright apron, chef's hat and a polka dot oven mitt. On the back, we continued the polka dot theme and added a section for your personalization. We've shown it here with a name and date but you can add almost any text. Front view shown.
Cathy Pavia - Cookin' with the Cool Cats Ornament (Personalized)
$20.00

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The Peridot Pig offers custom ICC color profiles specifically tailored for sublimation or desktop printing.

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Our handy sublimation log book is perfect for capturing all of your printing steps, setups and formulas for your product today and 6 months from now.

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We're adding New Products!

Use the button below to find all of the latest additions to the store. We're adding more every day but you can always find the newest ones here.

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Recently Added to the Store

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Let it Snow Glass Cutting/Serving Board - Available in 2 Sizes
From $30.00
Happy Holidays Lavender Snowman Glass Cutting Board - Available in 3 Sizes
From $30.00
Naughty Christmas Square Coasters - Set of 4
From $12.00
A classic rocks glass with four funny Christmas season sayings on the front in black. The back is undecorated. This 12.5 oz double old fashioned glass is crystal clear and feels great in your hand. These are perfect for the holiday gatherings or a great secret Santa gift! Style A shown, front view.
Funny Christmas Rocks Glasses - 4 Styles Available
$10.00
A classic rocks glass with four funny Christmas season sayings on the front in black. The back is undecorated. This 12.5 oz double old fashioned glass is crystal clear and feels great in your hand. These are perfect for the holiday gatherings or a great secret Santa gift! Front view, style A shown.
Christmas Rocks Glasses - 4 Styles Available
$10.00
A classic rocks glass with four funny "naughty" sayings on the front in black. The back is undecorated. This 12.5 oz double old fashioned glass is crystal clear and feels great in your hand. These are perfect for the holiday gatherings or a great secret Santa gift! Front view, style A shown.
Naughty Christmas Rocks Glasses - 4 Styles Available
$10.00
A classic rocks glass with two funny Jolly sayings on the front in black. The back is undecorated. This 12.5 oz double old fashioned glass is crystal clear and feels great in your hand. These are perfect for the holiday gatherings or a great secret Santa gift! Style A shown.
Jolly Rocks Glasses - 2 Styles Available
$10.00
A classic rocks glass with four funny Dear Santa sayings on the front in black. The back is undecorated. This 12.5 oz double old fashioned glass is crystal clear and feels great in your hand. These are perfect for the holiday gatherings or a great secret Santa gift! Style A shown.
Dear Santa Rocks Glasses - 4 Styles Available
$10.00
We live in Ohio and still regularly see tractors heading down the road from field to field. When we saw this mug design, we had to have it! It would make the perfect gift for the farmer, gardener or rural friend. The design is printed in vivid, permanent color on both the front and back of the mug. It's says, "Christmas on the Farm" with a little tractor being pulled by flying reindeer! Left view shown.
Christmas on the Farm Stainless Steel Carabiner Mug - 11 oz
From $18.00
We live in Ohio and still regularly see tractors heading down the road from field to field. When we saw this mug design, we had to have it! It would make the perfect gift for the farmer, gardener or rural friend. The design is printed in vivid, permanent color on both the front and back of the mug. It's says, "Christmas on the Farm" with a little tractor being pulled by flying reindeer! Left view shown.
Christmas on the Farm - 11oz Mug
From $15.00
Shhh....we won't tell your mother-in-law what it means. Enjoy this fun mug and see if they finally ask. Printed in bright color on a high, quality coffee mug, it's perfect for the winter holidays! The print is on the front and back. It is a stylized sweater print with reindeer and the words, "Jolly AF". Left view shown.
Jolly AF - 11oz Mug
From $15.00
Shhh....we won't tell your mother-in-law what it means. Enjoy this fun ornament and see if they finally ask. Printed in bright color on an insulated wine tumbler, it's perfect for the winter holidays! The print all the way around the tumbler. It is a stylized sweater print with reindeer and the words, "Jolly AF". Three views of the tumbler shown.
Jolly AF - 12 oz Wine Tumbler
From $23.00
Shhh....we won't tell your mother-in-law what it means. Enjoy this fun ornament and see if they finally ask. Printed in bright color on a double-sided ornament, it's perfect for the winter holidays! The front has a stylized sweater print with reindeer and the words, "Jolly AF". The back says "Happy Holidays". Front view shown.
Jolly AF Christmas Tree Ornament
$10.00
Shhh....we won't tell your mother-in-law what it means. Enjoy this fun shirt and see if they finally ask. Printed in bright color on a v-neck cotton, long sleeve t-shirt, it's perfect for the winter holidays! The front has a stylized sweater print with reindeer and the words, "Jolly AF". The back is undecorated. Front view shown in black.
Jolly AF Women's V-Neck Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Available in 3 Colors
From $27.00
Shhh....we won't tell your mother-in-law what it means. Enjoy this fun shirt and see if they finally ask. Printed in bright color on a heavy cotton, long sleeve t-shirt, it's perfect for the winter holidays! The front has a stylized sweater print with reindeer and the words, "Jolly AF". The back is undecorated. Front view shown in black.
Jolly AF Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Available in 3 Colors
From $25.00

Personalized Makes it Special!

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The perfect gift for new parents! We'll work with you to design a custom baby bib. These bibs print in vivid color and we can add any kind of artwork, photos or graphics. Sample graphics shown.
Custom Fleece Bib
From $25.00
The perfect gift for new parents! We'll work with you to design the perfect 13oz sippy cup. These cups print beautifully in vivid color. We can add artwork, photos and graphics. Sample view shown.
Custom 13oz Sippy Cup
From $30.00
Tumbler comes with clear lid. Keeps any beverage at just the right temperature. A great product for monograms artwork, or custom designs. A perfect personalized gift for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or anniversaries. Vacuum seal keeps liquids and carbonation fresh. Made from double-walled non-leaching and non-toxic stainless steel. Shown in three view with sample artwork.
Custom: 12 oz Stainless Steel Wine Tumbler
From $22.00
Custom coasters shown in a stack with a sample image.
Custom Heart Coasters with Cork Backing - Set of 4
From $25.00
We can design a custom journal for you! We print these in vivid color with a permanent sublimation technique. We can use photos, images, logos or your own artwork to create a full-wrap, top to bottom design. Sample design shown in three views.
Custom: 12 oz Stainless Steel Can Hugger/Insulator
From $22.00
We can design a custom journal for you! We print these in vivid color with a permanent sublimation technique. We can use photos, images, logos or your own artwork to cover the front and back of these luxury journal notebooks. Shown with sample front and back cover.
Custom Hard-Bound Journal
$28.00
We can design a custom journal for you! We print these in vivid color with a permanent sublimation technique. We can use photos, images, logos or your own artwork to cover the front and back of these luxury journal notebooks. Front view.
Custom Wire-Bound Journal
$30.00
Square coasters in a stack shown with a sample image.
Custom Square Coasters - Set of 4
From $15.00
A set of 4 custom round coasters with cork backing. Shown in a stack of 4 with a sample image.
Custom Round Coasters with Cork Backing - Set of 4
From $25.00
Custom Glass Cutting Board - Available in 3 Sizes
From $35.00
A sample image of a custom tumbler shown in three views.
Custom: 20 oz Stainless Steel Skinny Tumblers
From $25.00
A sample image of a custom coffee mug. Left view.
Custom: 11 oz Ceramic Coffee Mug
From $16.00

Peculiar Wares for Particular People

Bugs, beetles, snakes, octopuses, spiders, dragon flies, mice….we love them all.

Well to tell the truth, we love the -concept- of bugs and spiders.  The real deal can freak us out a bit.

The Peridot Pig’s Peculiar Goods Collection is made up of cool finds from around the world. Some items may take longer to reach you, but they are well worth the wait!

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Peculiar Goods

What a blingy bee! These brilliant, cubic zirconia bees are nearly 1.7" wide! They have gold plated bodies and acrylic wings. Sparkly!! Front view with green wings shown.
Bees!
A cute little simulated pearl lady bug brooch for your lapel or hat! This little bug is a little over 3/4" long and gold plated. Front view.
Beetles!
If your dad likes insects, this fun little mug is the perfect gift. Celebrate Father's day with a gift that embraces those little pollinators. The mug says, "Best Dad Ever!" on the front. On the back, it has a heart filled with butterflies and a little caterpillar underneath. Left view
Butterflies!
The front panel is decorated in a glossy, detailed print with a monogram and space for a customized name. This model has a striped linen background with skulls and crossbones overlaid. In the foreground is a large black raven. Front view in cherry showing the interior with a sample bottle of wine.
Critters!
This delicate little dragonfly brooch is a shimmery green with a large green center rhinestone. It can be worn as a pin or attached to a necklace chain using the loop on the back. It's roughly 2" in each dimension. Front view.
Dragonflies!
An enamel and rhinestone brooch in the shape of a snail with a big smile.
Snails!
A vivid green snake is the center of attention in this tumbler design. Below is the text, "SSSlide...." in yellow. Think of it as a snake/Fight Club kind of reference. Shown in three views.
Snakes!
The wine box front panel is decorated in a glossy, detailed print with a white monogram and space for a customized name. This model has a mottled beige background with a pattern of black dots. In the foreground is a large drawing of huge spider. Not for the faint at heart! Cherry version showing the interior and a sample bottle of wine.
Spiders!

Custom Print Services

Looking for that special personalized gift or accessory? Are you a small business owner trying to avoid buying and storing a ton of t-shirts and swag for your team?  Look no further! We have a solution for you here at The Peridot Pig.

No setup fees - No digitization fees - No minumum quantities!

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Get Rid of the Boxes!

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Crafty Things & Little Wooly Creatures

With the restrictions around the pandemic, we had a ton of extra time on our hands.  Over the summer, we became obsessed with needle felting and sculpting with wool.  When added to the other fifty billion craft projects, we started to run out of room!  But there is only so much space for cool, little wool creatures. The beginnings of The Peridot Pig started coming to light.

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Handcrafted Items

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Clothing

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