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    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Sharing is Caring!". It features a heart with angel wings in the center. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Sharing is Caring!
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Happy Valentine's Day!". This one has a cute face with little heart lips. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Happy Valentine's Day!
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "In case you get crap...Happy Birthday!" A little gift wrapped box is printed on to the top right corner. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - In case you get crap...Happy Birthday!
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "I'm happy urine my life". Get it?? Urine...You're in! It's perfect for that dad joke lover!
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - I'm happy urine my life
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Be like Cupid and aim!" in bright red. A vintage cupid flies overhead. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Be like Cupid and AIM!
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Urine my <heart> and soul!". Printed with fun hearts, this one is perfect for that terrible pun person! Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Urine my heart and soul
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "In case you get crap on Valentine's Day" in bright colors. We've included a box of crap candy as well! Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - In case you get crap on Valentine's Day
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "BABE, you're the <shit>" in bright color. A little steaming pile of poop replaces the profanity. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Babe, you're the "sh#t"
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "LOVE the <crap> outta you" in bright red. A little steamy pile of poop is off to the side. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Love the "crap" outta you
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "I STINKING LOVE YOU". It features a heart with little stars replacing the "O" in LOVE.   Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - I Stinking Love You
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Thanks for putting up with my <crap>". A little pile of poo is shown instead of the word "crap". Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Thanks for putting up with my crap
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "You are my favorite ass" in bright colors. It's decorated with hearts and an arrow. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - You are my favorite ass
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Sharing is Caring!". It features a heart with angel wings in the center. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Sharing is Caring!
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Happy Valentine's Day!". This one has a cute face with little heart lips. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Happy Valentine's Day!
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "In case you get crap...Happy Birthday!" A little gift wrapped box is printed on to the top right corner. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - In case you get crap...Happy Birthday!
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "I'm happy urine my life". Get it?? Urine...You're in! It's perfect for that dad joke lover!
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - I'm happy urine my life
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Be like Cupid and aim!" in bright red. A vintage cupid flies overhead. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Be like Cupid and AIM!
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Urine my <heart> and soul!". Printed with fun hearts, this one is perfect for that terrible pun person! Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Urine my heart and soul
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "In case you get crap on Valentine's Day" in bright colors. We've included a box of crap candy as well! Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - In case you get crap on Valentine's Day
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "BABE, you're the <shit>" in bright color. A little steaming pile of poop replaces the profanity. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Babe, you're the "sh#t"
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "LOVE the <crap> outta you" in bright red. A little steamy pile of poop is off to the side. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Love the "crap" outta you
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "I STINKING LOVE YOU". It features a heart with little stars replacing the "O" in LOVE.   Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - I Stinking Love You
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "Thanks for putting up with my <crap>". A little pile of poo is shown instead of the word "crap". Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - Thanks for putting up with my crap
    No reviews
    $5.00
    Toilet paper is still a thing and we're sure they'll appreciate an extra roll. As they say...sharing is caring! Available with many different sayings, this is high-quality 2-ply toilet paper which has been printed in vivid sublimation color. We then wrap it all up with some peridot green crinkle paper and a matching bow. This version states "You are my favorite ass" in bright colors. It's decorated with hearts and an arrow. Front view shown.
    Toilet Paper Gag Gift - You are my favorite ass
    No reviews
    $5.00
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